Election 2010

A couple of quick thoughts as we wait for McDoom to unlock his fingernails from No 10 and for Cameron and Clegg to sort out a government "in the national interest" - hopefully before the economy goes completely Greek.
1. 71% of the electorate DID NOT vote for McDoom and his cronies & yet they are still in number 10. If Labour had 36% of the vote and the Tories 29% the Labour party would have had a majority of 66 because of the differing sizes of constituencies favouring the Labour Party.
2. The Tories were short of an overall majority by just 16,000 votes out of the 29 million cast, spread over about 15 constituencies. They had a majority of 62 seats in England. England accounts for 25 million of the votes cast (or 86% of the electorate that voted)
3. If PR, which seems to be the buzz word (or in fact letters) since Friday, had been the electoral system today we would have 12 BNP MPs (all claiming salary & expenses from the tax payer) - even the English democrats (whoever they are) would have an MP.
4. Ken Clarke repeatedly suggested before the election that a hung parliament would unsettle the markets - The media and the Labour party called this "scare mongering", all commentators and city types now seem to agree with him - Shame they didn't before last Thursday.
5. If we abandon FPTP (First past the post) we will have this stupid negotiation after every election but would have to involve all the really minor parties (see 3 above) to form a government - That is how Hitler came to power in Germany in the 1930s

Alive and Well!

Sorry, I have not written a blog for ages, I have been backwards and forwards to the UK and just don't seem to have had time. To make matters worse we were stuck under the Volcanic dust cloud for nearly 2 weeks. We arrived at Manchester very early the morning it all kicked off to fly back to the Kingdom, unfortunately our flight down to LHR was cancelled, but the flight from LHR to Saudi left on time. We would have had time to drive to LHR in time to get our flight had we been able to get a car, but for some reason the hire car desks at MAN do not open until 7am. Anyway after a train journey we ended up refugees at the in-laws for a couple of days (Thank goodness they were there!) Over the next 6 days we missed a further 3 flights that we were subsequently booked onto - Very stressful as with each cancellation we would spend hours on the phone and trawling the web looking for an alternative way to get back. Each time we were getting re-booked further and further into the distance as the backlog grew. We finally flew back separately - Him indoors last Friday (having managed to secure 1 very expensive seat) and the Kids & I Flew back on Tuesday. We are just about re-acclimatised and luckily the kids didn't miss much school as the teachers were stuck in the UK almost as long as we were!

Anyway - Nothing in the compound seems to have changed, although as I type this we are having our 3rd thunderstorm in 3 days. My next door neighbour, who has also been back in the UK over easter, has taken to calling our compound "The Village" - I assume in reference to "The Prisoner" - There are similarities although luckily we are not yet called by a number - not yet a least!

I have been in full political anorak mode watching all the goings on with the election. I find myself frequently shouting at the TV over the way, in particular, that McDoom has been spouting off about "taking 6bn out the the economy" - Utter, Utter Rubbish! Leaving money in people's pockets to spend, instead of the Government taking it to spend as it wishes, does not take money out of the economy. Poor Mrs Duffy, I bet she wishes she had stayed at home on wednesday, rather than being insulted and then ending up with McDoom in her lounge with 100s of hacks camped outside her house. No doubt in 5 years time there will be follow up interviews with the poor woman..5 years on etc - her life will never be the same. I love election time & will be glued to the end. We have been invited out to a leaving party on Thursday night, so my idea of going to bed early and waking up in time for the first few results (presumably about 3am our time) has somewhat gone out of the window, Although I might end up getting more sleep than last election night when I was counting in our local constituency until 4.30am.

Backwards and Forwards

I have not written much over the last few weeks as I have been backwards and forwards to Europe over the last 3 weeks. The kids and I came back to a very snowy and cold UK for half term, as I said below. We then travelled back to Saudi for a week and then came back to Europe again last week for a weeks skiing in France, arriving back in Saudi yesterday. We are all fairly knackered as our door to door journey over Saturday and Saturday night took 22 hours. We now have 2 and a half weeks before we are back at home for the Easter holidays. The actual flying between the UK & here is OK - just under 6 hours if we fly direct. We travelled with Saudiair 3 weeks ago & I have to say they were surprisingly fine - no booze obviously on the flight but the aircraft was fine with a good in flight entertainment system. Last week we flew back with BA - it is the first time that I have flown anything other than short haul with them for about 13 years - & I was surprised at how bad they were. We left the kingdom at 0920 in the morning and were offered "lunch ? pasta or chicken" before 10am then we had nothing else to eat before a muffin just before landing - I had stupidly assumed that lunch on a flight that lasted from 0930 to 1500 hrs would be served at or around lunchtime! The kids were also less than impressed with the entertainment options - they play the video (all of which were different from the magazine schedule) when they want, it is not a DVD on demand type affair that you get on Saudiair or Virgin where you can select your film, pause it or rewind it etc. On the way home 3 of the seats near us were out of use either because they were broken as they wouldn't come back up after reclining or the TV screens were not working. The service coming home on Saturday night was, to be fair much better, the crew who looked after us were great with the kids making sure they got there meal straight away rather than waiting for all the adults to be served drinks etc. The telling quote was from the kids who have requested that next time we come home we travel Saudiair as they were "much better" - how BA have fallen, and it makes this strike seem much more ridiculous. When we come back for Easter we are flying with BMI so we will have to see how that goes, but at least we know we are not going to have our plans changed by Unite members.

Back in the snow

I am back in the uk for a few days over half term. We flew in on thursday morning and the kids and I arrived home on friday night & surprised everyone, as apart from one, no one knew we were coming. We have a covering of snow & it is 30C cooler than when we left the kingdom on wednesday night! We are off back to Saudi next thursday.

Turtles, Dolphins and Abayas

So, another weekend been & gone and we have been back to the Red Sea. Him indoors diving as per New Year and the kids & I relaxing. The weather would have been warmer than new year but there was a pretty strong breeze on both days. On the beach this just meant that I got a good exfoliation as I was sand blasted in a minor way. Unfortunately for him indoors the wind had somewhat stirred up the silt under water so the visibility was not as good as it had been at New Year. We had a great day out on the boat again yesterday, & although it was windy the sea was fairly calm. Even I had a snorkel about ( it was a bit of an experiment to see if I could get away with wearing a mask and my contacts and i am glad to say it worked, I used one of the kids masks so now I shall have to get my own) I didn't stay in too long but I managed to see loads of different fish. I missed the main event of the day however as Him indoors and our oldest managed to see & swim along side a turtle. Cue a very excited 10 year old who thought it was one of the coolest things she has ever done and can't wait to go back and do it again. The captain of the dive boat spent most of the day in a balaclava as he thought we were all a bit mad to be diving in "the middle of winter" - after all the sea temp was a freezing 28C and it was in the 80s, but as he said "things will start to improve at the end of the month once spring comes" On the way back to shore (we sail for about an hour to get to the different reefs/wrecks to dive to) we were joined by about 20 dolphins, they were fab, using the wake to do their acrobatics in, we had a full blown somersault from one absolutely brilliant - it was just like being as sea world only for real. I was sat on the boat thinking what a fab place to live right up until we came back into the creek where the harbour is & I had to put my abaya back on top of my swim suit and get back to the real Saudi. Honestly if it wasn't for the rules here they would make a fortune out of tourists. Anyone would have paid a fortune to have a day like we had yesterday.

Pets

The Saudis do not seem to have pets in quite the same way as we do in the UK. The well off Saudis keep camels in the same way that we keep horses, they race them and breed them. Saudis are also apparently keen on birds of prey but I haven't seen much evidence of this. I have seen trill and whiskas food in the supermarkets so I assume that they do keep birds in cages and pet cats, but the one thing that they don't seem to do is dogs. This doesn't mean to say that there are no dogs here. There are millions of them, all wild and roaming around scavenging. This causes me an massive problem as we have a large and at times extremely noisy bunch of feral dogs living just outside the compound at the back of our house. When it cools down at night they fight. Last night I was woken at 2.30 by some huge dog fight that went on for at least 40 minutes. It is horrible if you are awake and inevitably the fight ends and you are left with the sounds of a dog or two out of the rival packs whimpering as they have been injured, which is really horrible. On the nights that they don't seem to have a mass fight then you can guarantee that there will be one or to dogs who spend half the night calling to each other so you still end up not having a good nights sleep. Luckily we are getting close to having to turn our air conditioning on again at night as the temperature here has really heated up in the last week or so. Once the AC is back on the drone of that in the house cancels out the noise from outside so normal sleeping will hopefully resume.

Andy Murray

Obviously I have been glued for the last 2 weeks to the Aussie Open Tennis. I have always maintained, having seen them both play at Wimbledon, that Andy Murray was streets ahead of Tim Henman and therefore our best bet to end the 74 year male grand slam drought. That was until yesterday, when I thought that Murray had come out without a game plan and seemed like a bunny caught in the headlights. Yes, he played some good tennis but was always a step behind Federer.. in comparison to the way he was beating Nadal when he retired, it was like a different person was on court. However I think my immediate reaction was wrong. Not only was the whole blubbing like a baby completely unexpected, showing his disappointment and frustration, and his own belief that he could do better than that, but the comments made by Federer this morning have made me realise that Murray did OK yesterday, Federer thinks that yesterdays match was the best he has ever played - and Murray still broke his serve and had him running about at times like he was an amateur. Having slept on it, I still believe that Murray will win a grand slam, and soon, and that once he has one the first many more will follow!.... Feel free to get me to eat my hat in a few years if I am proved wrong!